The wisdom of a toddler

"Mommy, did you know that Bongolia is the biggest mountain in the entire world? It's in Mt. Everest. We can't drive to Bongolia Mom."

"I am the most powerful guy in the world Mom!"

"Mommy, I talk a lot, huh?!"

"Juliet, I want earrings."  "Boys don't have earrings, Buddy."  "But Daddy does." "Well yea, Bud, but that's Daddy."

"Daddy do I have two friends?"  "I don't know Bud.  Do you have one?" "Um...yea Dad, I have two.  Juliet and Mia are my best friends, Dad!"

"Mommy I like standing up to go potty in the toilet.  Do you like to stand up when you go potty in the toilet?"  Um...no Buddy, I don't!

That's just in the last few weeks.  There is plenty more to share....