The ONLY time Calvin is quiet (and I mean ONLY) is if there is a movie on or he's sleeping! Seriously, the kid talks non-stop. And he says things that are way beyond his years. I just don't get it sometimes. And he understands things that sometimes I think he really shouldn't. He's three for goodness sake!
I have to write some of these things down because I'm forgetting more than I want to. He comes up with new mind boggling things daily and if I don't put them down on paper, I won't remember it before he says the next humerus thing!
"It is certainly cold in here Mommy!" as we enter the cooler at Costco.
"I have no idea, Juliet." in answer to Juliet asking where something is.
"Mia, you are hilarious!" after she blew up a balloon for him
"I need wom mok Mommy. It's getting close to bed time."
"Because I do." in response to
any "why" question.
"I'm not a monkey, I Calvin. I'm Calvin and I eat bananas!"
"I'm free Dad" meaning he's three years old.
"Juliet, there's a spider on you head. Just jokin" his version of a joke!
"I'll try my best, Mom." in answer to doing any job.
"Mom, am I the boss?" No Cal. "Awww"
He will also repeat any movie he has seen. He is a one liner King! See if you can name that movie:
We'll get there when we get there!
To infinity and Beyond!
Prepare to meet Mr. Angry Eyes.
Oh yea, McQueen is R-E-A-D-Y!
Finders keepers, Losers suck. (yea, we're not watching the Little Rascals anymore!)
His most favorite movies, which we have seen millions of times now are, Toy Story, Toy Story 2, Cars, The Incredibles