Words from the wise

Little phrases you may hear Calvin saying now and again...(ones that I remember anyway).

• Mom, I would rather not walk on the grass with my slippers on.
• Jesus walked on the water.  If we try to do that, we'll fall right to the bottom of the lake!  Jesus ROCKS Mom!
• Mom, apparently I clicked the wrong button. (requesting my help on the computer)
• Actually, I'd prefer the blue fruitbar, Dad.
• Mia, what's 2+2...4.  2+3...5.  2+4....6. 2+5...7. 2+6...8.  And so on with no pause for anyone to give him the answer.  He answers addition problems on his own all the time!
• I can count to 200!  1, 2, 3, 4, 5................178........245....until we tell him ENOUGH!
• God is invisible Mom.  He's right here, but we can't see Him.  He's invisible.  That's cool Mom.
• God made us.  Then He put us in your tummy!  That's funny how God did that, Mom.
• (at a bedtime prayer) God, I pray that Juliet listens to Mommy's words and my words and that she respects our words.  And I pray that we listen to everyone's word.

He always amazes us with his crazy wisdom.  Often times it just boggles my mind how much he comprehends and how easily he uses new words in correct context.  He's been this way since age two, but he still amazes us nearly every day with something new.